UGH runners

Runners have inconvenienced me twice today. So first of all, I was on the bus home from school when we hit crazy traffic, and then I saw all these people milling around wearing running gear and team shirts with numbers and shit. After a little googling when I got home, I realized it was the JPMorgan Chase Corporate Challenge today. The fact that it raises money for charities does little to make me feel better about having to sit on the bus for 30 minutes longer than necessary.

THEN when I was walking home from the train, I was listening to some sweet jams on my ipod and walking along like a normal person, swinging my arm slightly when a jogger literally ran crotch-first INTO my hand as he tried to pass me. My reaction: "whoops THAT's not supposed to be in my hand." needless to say, it was awkward. I think we can all agree that it was definitely not my fault that I basically sexually assaulted a random gentleman in broad daylight.

*Apologies to Lauren and all who are pro-running. You guys are weird. :)

last law class ever.

Life in the law: where we took an entire quarter to come to the conclusion that we can't really define it. We just made a giant loop and discussed hot-button topics! So much fun, but also had some horrifyingly annoying people in it. I'm looking at YOU, girl who looks like the girl in the white stripes.

OMG I'M DONE!

I had sex with Jim Morrison at UCLA

I was just at trivia and we WON! We KILLED our nemesis, the Oscar Wildcats (I KNOW SO STUPID), by a LOT and they ran away with their tails between their legs. HA. Our prize: a pitcher of beer, a round of shots, and a gift certificate to the bar. Victory beer is so much more delicious than normal beer.

Our team name was "I had sex with Jim Morrison at UCLA" because in the picture round something amazing happened. We had to name the school each pictured celebrity went to, and we had NO idea who the gentleman even was. I was like "is it like morrison or something?" but it wasn't a real suggestion and I was just throwing it out there. Anyway, we knew a lot of the other ones, but we didn't even know who the guy was. Here is the picture they used:

It doesn't look like him at all! At least not the iconic picture of him. Anyway, we just randomly guessed UCLA and it turned out to be RIGHT! We always pick a team name that incorporates either an annoying question that we didn't get, or an amazing feat of totally pulling an answer out of our asses and getting it right. Thus, I had sex with Jim Morrison at UCLA. It's especially funny because every time the guy reads out the winners, he has to be like "And the winner tonight is I had sex with Jim Morrison at UCLA. Blah blah blah, congratulations I had sex with Jim Morrison at UCLA. You can come collect your prize at the bar." [PS The guy who runs trivia is this total cutie who unFORCH is recently engaged, we just learned, but I am holding out hope that one of us marries him. Trivia themed wedding!]

MMMM victory tequila shot. It's making my Korean homework go a LOT faster.

BOOYAH

So I know that outdated phrase from the 90s seems out of place, but I can't help it. The fact that most of my friends are going nuts doing papers while I JUST found out that I don't have to do my 25-page paper for Life in the Law, and instead only have to write another 8 page (aka 6 page with wonky margins) paper for Art Law, is making me feel alive again. Yes I WILL renew my lease on life THANKYOUverymuch.

Also, the graduation ceremony for law school is called "hooding." Doesn't that sound like some sort of creepy KKK initiation ceremony?